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Age 35 !
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of ? Dating children.
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A Year Older !
The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
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30 Years Back !
1974: Long Hair.
2005: Longing for hair.
1974: The perfect high.
2005: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
1974: Moving to California because it's cool.
2005: Moving to California because it's warm.
1974: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
2005: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.
1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
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