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Why Computers Are Better Than Human
A computer never forgets your birthday.
A computer can wait forever for you.
A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.
A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged in.
A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.
A computer doesn't tell you how completely teriffic it's past users have been.
A computer is big in all the right places.
A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer ?"
A computer won't even talk about marriage.
A computer won't get angry if you're slow to respond.
A computer won't grade you on how much you send it.
A computer won't look through your checkbook.
A computer won't mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.
A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."
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