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Why Computers Are Better Than Human
A computer won't shave with your razor.
A computer's maintainance personel don't cross-examine you every time you log in.
Computers are easy to turn on.
Computers are ready when you are.
Computers are very responsive.
Computers aren't into finding out how far you'll go to keep your account.
Computers do everything you tell them to.
Computers don't care about age differences.
Computers don't care if you're married.
Computers don't get pregnant.
Computers don't get upset if you use other computers.
Computers don't insist on foreplay.
Computers don't make you meet their parents.
Computers don't mind if you share them with a friend.
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