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In Sleep !
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Kitchen...
Husband : Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Wife : I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband : Well, how about the kitchen ?
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Fool...
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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Looks happy !
When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.
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Car !
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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