More Male Language Patterns !
"Can I help with dinner ?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table ?"
"It would take too long to explain," REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking ?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love," REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."
"This relationship is getting too serious," REALLY MEANS, "I like you as much as I like my truck."
"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."
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