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Softness Equations
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
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Happiness Theory
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Propensity To Change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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Discussion Technique
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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