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Good !
When I do good, my boss never remembers. When I do wrong, he never forgets !
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Mistake...
If you make a mistake, you're an idiot.But if your boss makes a mistake, he's 'only human' !
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Lazy/ busy !
If you don't finish your work in time, you're lazy. But if your boss don't finish his work in time, he's too busy.
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I need a raise !
"I have to have a raise", the man said to his boss." There are three other companies after me." "Is that so ?" asked the boss. "What other companies are after you ?" "The electric company, the telephone company and the cooking gas company" said the man.
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