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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If people are supposed to learn from their mistakes, why do some people get married more than once.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance ?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips ?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from ?
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