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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls ?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start" ?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin ?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice" ?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word ?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
Why is the word abbreviation so long ?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success ?
If a shop is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors ?
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