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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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