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You Are An Engineer If...
If you have more toys than your kids.
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary.
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already.
If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this week.
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
If you spend more on your home computer than your car.
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.
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