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Chemical formula of water !
Teacher : What is the chemical formula of water ? Student : HIJKLMNO. Teacher : What are you talking about ? Student :Yesterday you said H to O.
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Injustice !
Teacher : Give me an example for injustice. Student : When my father makes mistakes in the homework, the teacher blames me.
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Why late ?
Teacher : Why are you so late? Student : I saw the sign in the street that said 'SCHOOL- AHEAD GO SLOW' !
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What's your excuse ?
Teacher : It's clear that you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse ? Student : My dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down !
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