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 | "Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." - Albert Einstein
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 | "Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic." - Dan Rather
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 | "Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them." - George Bernard Shaw
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 | "Americans are overreachers; overreaching is the most admirable of the many American excesses." - George F. Will
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 | "Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." - Gore Vidal
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 | "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H. L. Mencken
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 | "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J. Bartlett Brebner
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 | "Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them." - Lily Tomlin
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 | "Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being here in America doesn't make you an American. Being born here in America doesn't make you an American." - Malcolm X
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