 | "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." - Andy Rooney
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 | "The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier." - Bill Gates
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 | "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." - E. W. Dijkstra
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 | "Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers." - Edward Shepherd Mead
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 | "To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." - Almanac Farmers
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 | "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." - Isaac Asimov
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 | "Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest." - Isaac Asimov
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 | "Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up." - James Magary
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 | "Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." - Jeff Raskin
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 | "The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little." - Joe Martin
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