 | Life is a sexually transmitted disease. -
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 | "You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act." - Barbara Hall
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 | "The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want." - Ben Stein
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 | "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill
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 | "Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it." - Christopher Morley
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 | "Life is too important to take seriously." - Corky Siegel
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 | "The purpose of life is to fight maturity." - Dick Werthimer
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 | "Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania." - Dorothy Parker
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 | "It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over." - Edna St. Vincent Millay
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 | "Life is just one damned thing after another." - Elbert Hubbard
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