 | "Sooner or later we all quote our mothers." - Bern Williams
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 | "The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf." - Bertrand Russell
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 | "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin
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 | "My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years." - Cathy Ladman
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 | "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." - Charles Wadsworth
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 | "The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children." - Clarence Darrow
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 | "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either." - Dick Cavett
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 | "The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children." - Euripides
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 | "For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers." - Homer
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 | "The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children." - King Edward VIII
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