 | "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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 | "USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population." - David Letterman
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 | "Statistician: A man who believes figues don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either." - Evan Esar
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 | "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." - Evan Esar
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 | "Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." - Fletcher Knebel
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 | "I could prove God statistically." - George Gallup
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 | "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin
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